Facebook post 5/2/17

Tomorrow I start banking with my new bank. In my old bank, I have left 62 cents exactly. Though receiving my SS deposit, they won’t register its absence. No.
They were so callous, uncaring and evil that they won’t discover this until the year 4059 in which case they will put it in the papers along with 7,000 other folks (they make this expense justifiable by bundling a large number of folk before they pocket it) whom by law they must locate. Upon the presentation of any surviving relatives at that time will be handed over to them the amount of 62 cents and 3/4 of a cent earned interest.

😂🤣😆🙃🤑😎😭🤡💀👅👮💃🌂(Hog wild on the emoji)

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